The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”


here is some stuff i am tired of in my young adult lit:

  • our heroine tires of silly useless femme girls 
  • also those girls are probably bitches
  • thoughtful/taciturn fathers and emotional/babbling mother
  • everyone is an only child unless they have an annoying little brother
  • protagonists with no interests, passions, or strong opinions
  • (he was a demon/angel/vampire/werewolf/boggart/gremlin who cared about literally nothing until he met me and now we care about literally nothing but each other)
  • condescension is sexy
  • lol what are other women how do you friendship them
  • this love triangle: popular or dangerous guy + heroine + her male best friend
  • "well then maybe i don’t want to be a princess!!!" (feminine royalty as a gilded cage that you run away from in boots to join the joyously penniless)
  • first person snark
  • that was the summer my parents got divorced and my brother died and i moved across the country to live with my aunt who was friggin weird oh hey a cute boy
  • as a girl you’re not liberated or powerful until you have a sword
  • conversely as a girl don’t even worry your boyf has this under control
  • our heroine needs to learn to lighten up and go with the flow
  • why would he like me
  • greyscale covers of kids in flowing garments outside during a storm getting pneumonia

Just look at the effect Katniss had running around in that Mockingjay suit. Turned the whole rebellion around. Plutarch Heavesnbee, p. 257

thereforebucket asked:

What if Count Olaf is actually Olaf the snowman and is jut that good at disguises?


my hands slipped

im so sorry

BREAKING NEWS: The Paper Towns movie gets a director



If you ever want to shit on Peeta just remember he voted against putting the Capitol through the Hunger Games even after being tortured, hijacked, and having his life ruined by them




You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?